tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post6151641911375439868..comments2024-03-10T10:40:32.319-07:00Comments on Pyromaniacs: Adventures in HusbandryPhil Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00649092052031518426noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-37175544590014026002009-05-29T04:30:07.455-07:002009-05-29T04:30:07.455-07:00Julie said: Oh greglong, we are wise to your ways....Julie said: <I>Oh greglong, we are wise to your ways...<br /><br />In some homes poor performance of a domestic chore indicates a need for more practice!<br /><br />As I write this, three boys are sweeping, vacuuming, and cleaning bathrooms.<br /><br />Great story!</I>I am the oldest of seven, 19 years old. I will never make that mistake when I get married because my mother knows Julie's secret: I am practiced.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-68833786779622441102009-03-24T16:08:00.000-07:002009-03-24T16:08:00.000-07:00I cannot stop laughing.You guys are gonna have the...I cannot stop laughing.<BR/><BR/>You guys are gonna have the best. Marriage. EVER.<BR/><BR/>God bless you both and Pec...we miss your writing. Especially having to deal with Frank and his minions coming over here. ;-)<BR/><BR/>Seriously, post when you get the chance. We missed you...and welcome, Mrs. Pecadillo!Gilberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05267525662313103148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-7033253431618334492009-03-23T20:44:00.000-07:002009-03-23T20:44:00.000-07:00So, you're telling us that the honeymoon is over? ...So, you're telling us that the honeymoon is over? :-)GrammaMackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05218961984592356011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-50193983909784790142009-03-23T14:45:00.000-07:002009-03-23T14:45:00.000-07:00You, sir, are a wordsmith of the first order.Oh ye...You, sir, are a wordsmith of the first order.<BR/><BR/>Oh yeah, and this ditty:<BR/><BR/>("I got it" I yelled to no one in particular.)<BR/><BR/>Ouch. My sides still hurt from laughing.Erik Hoffmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18199082809283486949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-13875339260951092212009-03-22T20:40:00.000-07:002009-03-22T20:40:00.000-07:00Just have to say...absolutely HILARIOUS!!!! I don...Just have to say...absolutely HILARIOUS!!!! I don't usually laugh out loud at things I read online. I did here. Last line - beautiful.James Hoganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16713217984695774221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-10476442900358274562009-03-22T14:25:00.000-07:002009-03-22T14:25:00.000-07:00Wow, I am SO glad that I am not the only one to ha...Wow, I am SO glad that I am not the only one to have done this...Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15147021671506048314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-32010207794245617662009-03-22T13:03:00.000-07:002009-03-22T13:03:00.000-07:00I about pee'd my pants I was laughing so hard!!!I about pee'd my pants I was laughing so hard!!!John Taylorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01808662935525868511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-30678639956062357972009-03-22T11:52:00.000-07:002009-03-22T11:52:00.000-07:00One other thought. Why not simply wash the dishes ...One other thought. Why not simply wash the dishes by hand in the sink? Can't be that many dishes for two people?<BR/><BR/>Just a thought.donsandshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03665794015011057098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-26962473273390537992009-03-22T11:49:00.000-07:002009-03-22T11:49:00.000-07:00Many are the times I have been tempted to do this ...Many are the times I have been tempted to do this very thing <I>on purpose</I>.<BR/><BR/>Adding to the temptation, we also have a high-energy front-loading clothes washer, and a few leftover jugs of the old kind of suds-producing detergent from its top-loading predecessor . . . <BR/><BR/>Bad Scott . . . must . . . not . . . wash.Scott McClarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860823837991898060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-59330133664896066052009-03-22T11:44:00.000-07:002009-03-22T11:44:00.000-07:00He told me you guys were Mormons, Mrs. P. No offe...He told me you guys were Mormons, Mrs. P. No offense.FX Turkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16798420127955373559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-41987368975600191082009-03-22T08:54:00.000-07:002009-03-22T08:54:00.000-07:00Frank- I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, unle...Frank- I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, unless he's remarrying me, in which case will we get cake and gifts all over again?<BR/><BR/>Everyone else- For the record, he did eventually fess up and we laughed until we discovered that in his haste of pulling out the shop vac he broke our brand new vase :)Mrs. Pecadillohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01931993835354204879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-33537182032418360262009-03-22T05:44:00.000-07:002009-03-22T05:44:00.000-07:00You should get married every year, Pecadillo, if i...You should get married every year, Pecadillo, if it creates blogging this Lime-fresh.FX Turkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16798420127955373559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-65221805916652477332009-03-21T20:42:00.000-07:002009-03-21T20:42:00.000-07:00Helen Keller with a bopit? I'm still laughing...an...Helen Keller with a bopit? I'm still laughing...and I can't believe no one has commented about how offended they are :)...lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02269079315500219992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-44608356293687281842009-03-21T19:58:00.000-07:002009-03-21T19:58:00.000-07:00Good thing the guns were already clean!Good thing the guns were already clean!Paul Nevergallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06358541335927749277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-23820188569590071892009-03-21T17:54:00.000-07:002009-03-21T17:54:00.000-07:00my dad did the same thing when my mom went on a wo...my dad did the same thing when my mom went on a women's retreat about 20 years ago.<BR/><BR/>best part, he did it again the next day too. (thinking he just used too much soap.)danny2https://www.blogger.com/profile/13010556674654842010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-11910753959590597542009-03-21T17:35:00.000-07:002009-03-21T17:35:00.000-07:00Ok, I've printed this out, and I've placed it in m...Ok, I've printed this out, and I've placed it in my "marriage/pre-marriage counseling” file…<BR/><BR/><I>The Squirrel</I>The Squirrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14082708506676251152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-80170247634301535882009-03-21T16:52:00.000-07:002009-03-21T16:52:00.000-07:00And, it sounds like your wife has a life-long proj...And, it sounds like your wife has a life-long project on her hands....John Hallerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13850592322782978335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-229484460598790492009-03-21T16:50:00.000-07:002009-03-21T16:50:00.000-07:00Could you post some of your police reports?Could you post some of your police reports?John Hallerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13850592322782978335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-11763769553388748062009-03-21T15:38:00.000-07:002009-03-21T15:38:00.000-07:00It's a story I'll read and re-read, just not yet.....It's a story I'll read and re-read, just not yet...I can't...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-48246223820703388922009-03-21T15:14:00.000-07:002009-03-21T15:14:00.000-07:00HiLarious. Welcome back.HiLarious. Welcome back.Ebethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02190002073330892056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-16405492875515460012009-03-21T15:06:00.000-07:002009-03-21T15:06:00.000-07:00hahahaha my mom had to come see why her daughter w...hahahaha my mom had to come see why her daughter was laughing so hard, naturally after telling her of the hilarious dishwashing adventure she laughed as well...It sounded like something that would've happened to Calvin, from calvin and hobbes :PMoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01385067178930906667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-4555821630505560412009-03-21T12:07:00.000-07:002009-03-21T12:07:00.000-07:00So now we know where you've been all this time ......So now we know where you've been all this time ... you just got out of traction, right?<BR/><BR/>;)<BR/><BR/>Loved the post.Phil Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12977472049659803602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-72572189182017717592009-03-21T11:43:00.000-07:002009-03-21T11:43:00.000-07:00Correction:Taking half an hour to make it look lik...Correction:<BR/><BR/>Taking half an hour <I>to make it look like you did a full day's housework</I> is a skill that takes many years to master.Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-52426989965624047502009-03-21T11:37:00.000-07:002009-03-21T11:37:00.000-07:00You have a natural talent for storytelling, young ...You have a natural talent for storytelling, young man!<BR/><BR/>Doing a day's worth of housework in half an hour is a skill that takes many years to master. Even after eleven years, I'm still a novice at the art.Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-90818798590752649882009-03-21T11:10:00.000-07:002009-03-21T11:10:00.000-07:00absolute classic.absolute classic.allanclarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06314561209843700210noreply@blogger.com