tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post6421437967399500997..comments2024-03-10T10:40:32.319-07:00Comments on Pyromaniacs: Before the main event ...Phil Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00649092052031518426noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-51614274264178157922007-10-04T10:59:00.000-07:002007-10-04T10:59:00.000-07:00How about "Euclidean":"Your doctrine is so straigh...How about "Euclidean":<BR/><BR/>"Your doctrine is so straight-line Euclidean, dude. It's so 19th-century."<BR/><BR/>Or "Newtonian":<BR/><BR/>"You probably think gravity can't bend light either, man, you're so frozen in your thinking. You're like Newton, man. Like hello, quantum mechanics has only been around for a <B><I>century!?</B></I> He was a religious kook, too."Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-31158802271105179792007-10-03T13:50:00.000-07:002007-10-03T13:50:00.000-07:00"cartesian" is the word you are groping for, sewin..."cartesian" is the word you are groping for, sewing.FX Turkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16798420127955373559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-24423920501834056522007-10-03T10:03:00.000-07:002007-10-03T10:03:00.000-07:00Sorry, as "modernistic" as a church bulletin?Sorry, as "modernistic" as a church bulletin?Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-57994686486624460282007-10-03T10:02:00.000-07:002007-10-03T10:02:00.000-07:00I loved it. There was just one flaw in the story,...I loved it. There was just one flaw in the story, however. Because of the smelly feet of the guy sitting next to the wife, she had to cover her nose <B><I>with the church bulletin.</B></I> Would that kind of church have something as "old-fashioned" as a bulletin?Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-13867843065217594492007-10-03T10:00:00.000-07:002007-10-03T10:00:00.000-07:00Regarding all this fronting going on in the "churc...Regarding all this fronting going on in the "church" (the body or 4 walls) it always comes back and points to pride -- man just keeps trying to "show" <I>himself</I> and not "show" Christ. It's so easy for any one of us to fall into, even me. Thats why we must stay on the track given to us through scripture--stay <B>in scripture</B> so we don't "drift". <BR/><BR/>We are nothing, nothing at all but Christ who lives through us.<BR/>His grace is sufficient, His Gospel message complete just the way it is.<BR/><BR/>I have alot hope along with my prayers for these false teachers and the people who are yet blinded by them as I see Gods hand moving about the world (my own, and the world in general)....it's been an awesome site to see.northWordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00938074261657256560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-27389879252258817002007-10-03T09:31:00.000-07:002007-10-03T09:31:00.000-07:00mom? heheheheh.......hows about sis ;)mom? heheheheh.......<BR/><BR/>hows about sis ;)northWordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00938074261657256560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-39703870926258679372007-10-03T09:29:00.000-07:002007-10-03T09:29:00.000-07:00Parody or not, I experience stuff like that in dif...Parody or not, I experience stuff like that in different settings on a weekly basis. Several times a week depending on my schedule. <BR/><BR/>Churches, business meetings, my job. Truly, if it weren't for the name and byline of the site I wouldn't have doubted the story 'til I read other stuff there.<BR/><BR/>It would take me a while to count up the number of pastors who've met me and suddenly it's "Hey, wassup bro'" and they begin the "convoluted handshake". <BR/><BR/>It ain't just the EC either. There are plenty of pastors who practice putting on another face around White pastors too. A good friend tells me often of friends who change their entire persona around people of other ethnic groups, then share in privacy later how that's the "best way to communicate with them".~Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01819856178499938127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-57471231707728977982007-10-03T09:14:00.000-07:002007-10-03T09:14:00.000-07:00Can we just call you "mom"?Can we just call you "mom"?FX Turkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16798420127955373559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-90938439766486502792007-10-03T08:57:00.000-07:002007-10-03T08:57:00.000-07:00ps - actually it's "northWord" - blogger wouldn't ...ps - actually it's "northWord" - blogger wouldn't let me stick that cap in there :(northWordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00938074261657256560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-63898197617996575592007-10-03T08:45:00.000-07:002007-10-03T08:45:00.000-07:00Sounds like Solomons Porch to me. Don't tase me br...Sounds like Solomons Porch to me. Don't tase me bro!Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10705877767308031358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-54130916446275454272007-10-03T07:25:00.000-07:002007-10-03T07:25:00.000-07:00I'd never heard of the word "janky" before, that m...I'd never heard of the word "janky" before, that made me laff - a great word to replace "funky" when referring to, um, that <I>corn nut</I> smell.<BR/><BR/>you realize the article was written in 2004, back when many wolves were still just pups, my how they've grown!<BR/>(actually; I wasn't paying attention in 2004 to any of these things) <BR/><BR/>yeah that "article" was chock-full-o-stuff, glad you enjoyed :)northWordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00938074261657256560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-25733202897135538682007-10-03T06:48:00.000-07:002007-10-03T06:48:00.000-07:00There are some parodies that are so dead-on, they ...There are some parodies that are so dead-on, they have had the opposite effect on me. That is, I'll read an actual news story, and immediately think, "Wait -- is this Scrappleface?"DJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-42351472403856257142007-10-03T06:43:00.000-07:002007-10-03T06:43:00.000-07:00centuri0n:You are so right about art imitating lif...centuri0n:<BR/>You are so right about art imitating life and I believe this parody brings to a point what the "movement" looks like to someone who has had their eyes opened from the knowable and definite Truth of God's Word.<BR/><BR/>I only mentioned it was a parody to prevent someone from making an embarrasing statement, that would inevitably come, from someone who thought it was real.<BR/><BR/>See djp, sorry :-)David Kylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17709270641017787218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-29310430049308119062007-10-03T06:39:00.000-07:002007-10-03T06:39:00.000-07:00Gadflea:That one got me, too -- "are they crunk?"P...Gadflea:<BR/><BR/>That one got me, too -- "are they crunk?"<BR/><BR/>Priceless.FX Turkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16798420127955373559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-51850413239783649702007-10-03T06:37:00.000-07:002007-10-03T06:37:00.000-07:00dkyle:Art imitate life, brother.The real challenge...dkyle:<BR/><BR/>Art imitate life, brother.<BR/><BR/>The real challenge is that it has to be explained -- both the joke and the fact that it is a parody.<BR/><BR/>... waiting for the person who's going to complain about the use of a black family to parody ECM ...FX Turkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16798420127955373559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-59205652248790328422007-10-03T06:26:00.000-07:002007-10-03T06:26:00.000-07:00No!! Frank... did you know?! I'm... I'm speechle...No!! Frank... did you know?! I'm... I'm speechless. You mean this isn't an actual interview?<BR/><BR/>My entire world... crumbling....DJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-33102477923029901822007-10-03T06:23:00.000-07:002007-10-03T06:23:00.000-07:00You do realize that this is a parody site and the ...You do realize that this is a parody site and the story isn't real, right?David Kylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17709270641017787218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-77577568241347450772007-10-03T06:18:00.000-07:002007-10-03T06:18:00.000-07:00...I think I'm embarrassed for them (the emerging ......I think I'm embarrassed for them (the emerging sojourners, that is). I can't stop shaking my head, which is being upheld by my hand.Kristinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09208753353162363484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-87109314953117681192007-10-03T06:04:00.000-07:002007-10-03T06:04:00.000-07:00Is this a real church?! No way!I am so unfamilair ...Is this a real church?! No way!<BR/><BR/>I am so unfamilair with a lot of the lingo, but I think I loved it.donsandshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03665794015011057098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-23654027031964467792007-10-03T06:00:00.000-07:002007-10-03T06:00:00.000-07:00"I felt like a science project.""I felt like a science project."DJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-31168253424917162452007-10-03T05:58:00.001-07:002007-10-03T05:58:00.001-07:00I had just read that two days ago and went absolut...I had just read that two days ago and went absolutely NUTSTylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18132239071711276949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-57108455116170613772007-10-03T05:58:00.000-07:002007-10-03T05:58:00.000-07:00My favorite line, "Don't forget that one girl in t...My favorite line, <BR/><BR/>"<I>Don't forget that one girl in the robe," offered Chandler, who proceeded to stand up, clasp his hands together and pretend to "sleepwalk" across the living room floor. "She comes out and says, 'now it's time for lectio divina.' I'm like, 'Yo, I never heard of them. Are they crunk, or gangsta, or what?'</I>Alan E. Kurschnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08963783504805163298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-36989925935466353732007-10-03T05:57:00.000-07:002007-10-03T05:57:00.000-07:00"Paul Pierce got saved" was, I think, the most cle..."Paul Pierce got saved" was, I think, the most clever and funniest quip.<BR/><BR/>Quarterback, Bryce your fellow sojourner... this stuff is priceless.<BR/><BR/>And at the same time, it's so extremely sad.Mike Riccardihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06748453197783538367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-58970550056708871862007-10-03T05:49:00.001-07:002007-10-03T05:49:00.001-07:00LOL...this is the greatest. I'm crying I'm laughi...LOL...this is the greatest. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. <BR/><BR/>Corn Nuts.....lol....oh my goodnes.philnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04393311811604119321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-58597278505656066692007-10-03T05:49:00.000-07:002007-10-03T05:49:00.000-07:00It was my birthday present, Precious.It was my birthday present, Precious.DJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.com