tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post5141709521399731889..comments2024-03-10T10:40:32.319-07:00Comments on Pyromaniacs: Check your JesusPhil Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00649092052031518426noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-13410091532192439472013-03-19T21:42:36.807-07:002013-03-19T21:42:36.807-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13624082285150603291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-44582884509343087892013-03-19T21:41:51.881-07:002013-03-19T21:41:51.881-07:00If your "jesus" can stretch out his arms...If your "jesus" can stretch out his arms like Kim Walker Smith's of jesus culture, you'd better #Check Your Jesus.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13624082285150603291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-80421347051300635142013-03-19T11:10:33.243-07:002013-03-19T11:10:33.243-07:00If your "Jesus" uses Hillsong worship so...If your "Jesus" uses Hillsong worship songs, you better #CheckYourJesus.JLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755090366495779807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-10852889834664580722013-03-19T11:08:43.531-07:002013-03-19T11:08:43.531-07:00If your "Jesus" teaches the man-centered...If your "Jesus" teaches the man-centered 'gospel', you'd better #CheckYourJesusJLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755090366495779807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-87178438764370693212013-03-11T18:33:04.760-07:002013-03-11T18:33:04.760-07:00If your Jesus approves of gay marriage you'd b...If your Jesus approves of gay marriage you'd better #CheckYourJesus.Nonnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02452040267177962781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-68225396282055732322013-03-11T18:30:32.641-07:002013-03-11T18:30:32.641-07:00If your Jesus tells you to sow a seed of harvest t...If your Jesus tells you to sow a seed of harvest to a t.v. preacher who boasts in his wealth, you'd better check your Jesus.Nonnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02452040267177962781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-79880884311870866272013-03-11T09:44:41.135-07:002013-03-11T09:44:41.135-07:00Luke Wolford: If you are wearing camo anywhere on...Luke Wolford: If you are wearing camo anywhere on your person, then NO.Larry Geigerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13158449612437822789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-41715318362044393702013-03-09T10:03:48.719-08:002013-03-09T10:03:48.719-08:00If you think Brian McLaren and Rob Bell are the be...If you think Brian McLaren and Rob Bell are the bees knees, better CHUCK your "Jesus" and get to know the real one!Nash Equilibriumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06528684112014026512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-4618678975264712192013-03-09T04:21:40.339-08:002013-03-09T04:21:40.339-08:00If your "Jesus" doesn't believe in a...If your "Jesus" doesn't believe in a literal hell, you'd better #CheckyourJesus#Merrilee Stevensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12770625841767761025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-84815769259403212442013-03-08T22:39:13.765-08:002013-03-08T22:39:13.765-08:00If you think your Jesus is unconcerned about bibli...If you think your Jesus is unconcerned about biblical modesty in the 21st century. Please check your Jesus!B&KLindemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13278854549241080624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-74369351385405499732013-03-08T09:30:11.484-08:002013-03-08T09:30:11.484-08:00If your Jesus' idea of 'love' doesn...If your Jesus' idea of 'love' doesn't include reproof (Prov 3:12, Heb 12:6), you'd better #CheckYourJesus<br /><br />Also, Dan shouldn't post such a great hook while I'm stuck in a chair, it turns me into a spammer.MTHudsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08539288419816728284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-10766798643387164312013-03-08T04:51:27.610-08:002013-03-08T04:51:27.610-08:00"If your "Jesus" teaches you to dis..."If your "Jesus" teaches you to disregard the Old Testament, then you better"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-42744034000520846362013-03-07T15:37:02.522-08:002013-03-07T15:37:02.522-08:00If your Jesus is the spokesmodel for the latest po...If your Jesus is the spokesmodel for the latest pop-psychology/potentiality/prosperity program, #CheckYourJesusMTHudsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08539288419816728284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-19175048585500145402013-03-07T15:12:39.949-08:002013-03-07T15:12:39.949-08:00Resisting the urge to insert Ice Cube reference.Resisting the urge to insert Ice Cube reference.semijohnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06188410200321163478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-71605977028945980332013-03-07T15:10:47.825-08:002013-03-07T15:10:47.825-08:00If your Jesus tells you that there is still some v...If your Jesus tells you that there is still some value in following the clean/unclean meat distinction worth sermonizing about and thinks that the Jewish OT feasts are "our" (I mean Christian) feasts in a real sense today, you better check your Jesus (yes, I've had a run in with Hebrew Roots teaching recently).semijohnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06188410200321163478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-16150725949224838092013-03-07T15:10:21.360-08:002013-03-07T15:10:21.360-08:00If your Jesus sends you out to make converts but n...If your Jesus sends you out to make converts but not disciples, you better #CheckYourJesus<br /><br />If your Jesus' idea of 'disciple' doesn't have anything to do with a life of discipline, you better #CheckYourJesusMTHudsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08539288419816728284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-62178565491288137332013-03-07T13:37:07.035-08:002013-03-07T13:37:07.035-08:00These #check your Jesus hash tags are just as good...These #check your Jesus hash tags are just as good as Phil Johnson's Pomotivator Posters.Truth Unites... and Divideshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08891402278361538353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-81355489919819456842013-03-07T13:31:42.688-08:002013-03-07T13:31:42.688-08:00If your Jesus came to 'fix' what the Old T...If your Jesus came to 'fix' what the Old Testament got 'wrong', you better #CheckYourJesusMTHudsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08539288419816728284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-40796101931373202772013-03-07T12:13:00.722-08:002013-03-07T12:13:00.722-08:00Uh, Trogdor, I do believe that the correct term wo...Uh, Trogdor, I do believe that the correct term would be a bigger <b>Tweet(er)</b><br /><br />=8^)NoLongerBlindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00442745304762344386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-76169417498326547392013-03-07T09:29:36.822-08:002013-03-07T09:29:36.822-08:00So you can be a bigger twit? Do it with raised pin...So you can be a bigger twit? Do it with raised pinkie and you can compete for upper class twit of the year.trogdorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11452996348717802065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-9911282515996665822013-03-07T09:28:04.408-08:002013-03-07T09:28:04.408-08:00Or, you can shake your fist at the character limit...Or, you can shake your fist at the character limit, and use TwitLonger.<br /><br />;-)threegirldadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10514416693800430357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-1781265664714232452013-03-07T09:22:00.881-08:002013-03-07T09:22:00.881-08:00As a really late adopter of Twitter, Rob's com...As a really late adopter of Twitter, Rob's complaint is one of the things I most enjoy about it - the challenge of saying what I want as briefly as possible. I basically have 130 characters (to leave room for re-tweets without editing), so it forces me to say what is necessary and nothing else.<br /><br />It's a struggle, but it's actually a refreshing change. It eliminates one of the biggest barricades I face to writing more, the neverending struggle to anticipate and answer every possible objection to my main point. On twitter you just have to say it and trust that people can figure it out (or answer in longer form elsewhere). There's not a lot of room for our beloved nuance.<br /><br />Of course, it's also as addictive as Thin Mints laced with crack, so you know, buyer beware.trogdorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11452996348717802065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-18168179608637883632013-03-07T07:41:57.596-08:002013-03-07T07:41:57.596-08:00One-star hater doesn't want to check his Jesus...One-star hater doesn't want to check his Jesus. <i>Quelle surprise !</i>DJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-20383563852590811712013-03-07T07:37:29.911-08:002013-03-07T07:37:29.911-08:00Problem with Tweeting is that you can't always...Problem with Tweeting is that you can't always fit everything in. for instance:<br /><br />"If your "Jesus" grants forgiveness of sin and eternal life through faith AND something else (Pentecostal Holy Spirit baptism, baptismal regeneration, AUTHORIZED VERSION ONLY, etc), you'd better #CheckYourJesus"Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13068196575763786944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21212024.post-32801998940909557382013-03-07T07:10:00.309-08:002013-03-07T07:10:00.309-08:00Is it wrong to hear Jeff Foxworthy's voice whe...Is it wrong to hear Jeff Foxworthy's voice when you read these?Luke Wolfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008446915534345777noreply@blogger.com