15 February 2006

At the risk of drawing Dan's ire (again)

by Phil & Frank



Ladies and Gentlemen, the official junk shop of TeamPyro is now open. Black T-shirts are not currently available, but we are working on that.

UPDATED: Oh nuts. Listen: if you ordered a t-shirt in the last 24 hours, go back and cancel your order. The graphic we uploaded is not very hi res and I have a real concern about quality. Phil is working on the problem and we will relist all the apparel items when we have a graphic that will look appropriately stylin', but until then, buy a stein or a hat or a button to hold you over.


UPDATED: Oh yes. Thanks to Cubby Martinez and his pickup truck full of highly-skilled naturalized desk jockeys, we have resized the offending graphic and are now selling ALL KINDS of apparel. WORLD!



30 comments:

DJP said...

Don't make me come over there!

Frank Martens said...

I think you should have a contest for someone to possibly win one of those items.

Better yet, just give me one. That'll make it easier :)

Steve said...

What? No TeamPyro lighters?

centuri0n said...

Dan:

I had the good sense to redate my post so it didn't bump you off the top shelf. That's gotta be worth something -- especially since you bumped my post on the Gospel down.

DJP said...

A. I did notice, and yes, it really is.

B. True story: I had been polishing and picking and plucking at my little creation, and ran it up the pole over at the test site -- then encountered that "Please re-post in ten minutes" thing several times. Then I was all ready to go... and saw your new opus had snuck in! So I waited a few hours, until your comments were in the double-digits. Then I unleashed episode 3.

(c;

Broken Messenger said...

Is Zondervan aware of these shameless marketing tactics? :o)

Brad

DJP said...

steve -- "What? No TeamPyro lighters?"

Or steins?

Wait -- wrong blog!

Moo Zuba said...

A little off-topic, but what does "Grab his Baptism!" mean?

Castusfumus said...

Come on... nothing with a pocket??? Some of us have to carry asundrous support equipment. Cell phone, cheater glasses, sunglasses, fountain pens, etc. Help us old guys out.

centuri0n said...

Castus: they used to carry a pocket T, but it's no longer stocked.

Zuba: it's a long story. You'll just have to read all of the internet until you find out. You could google the phrase "grab him by his baptism", but I'm not sure it would clear it up.

centuri0n said...

Broken Messenger: aren't you the guy who banned me from his comments?

..grumblebrumblebrumble...

ib.carlos said...

I ain't mad atchyas!

¡SBGTFA!

ib.carlos said...

...after a few weeks of saving, I should be able tah brag a pair of those boxers...then I'll truly be So-Cal stylin!

¡SBGTFA!

Daniel Portela said...

What about TeamPyro Study Bible? I heard a rumor that this secret project was being undertaken in Phil's basement, where they say the screams of agony cannot be heard...

Kim said...

I'm sincerely grateful that you did not include any home school mom undergarments.

centuri0n said...

Kim: I don't know any homeschool moms that well.

Kim said...

Frank: you're a gentleman and a scholar.

Gaddabout said...

I was about to ask you for a line of credit, but seeing as how I have no ability to pay it, I didn't want anyone claiming you were false profits.

Castusfumus said...

Will you have a table @ Shepherd's Conference?

Richard D said...

You need to add ties. I've grown weary of wearing my Purpose Driven and Prayer of Jabez ties. And Rush ties are so passé

Steve said...

In regard to the UPDATED box:

You mean these TeamPyro products are for REAL? I thought it was all a joke...

DJP said...

...and the important thing is that, with this post, you did ultimately bump mine down, anyway!

And then James bumped you!

It's like watching Animal Channel.

(c;

JRODFOSS said...

I second the motion for a table at the Shepherds Conference.

centuri0n said...

HEY: I NEVER KID ABOUT SELLING STUFF. NOT EVER!

Everything in the pawn shop is REAL, it can be BOUGHT, it turns a PROFIT when I SELL it, and the best part is that THE JOKE IS FUNNIER IF YOU BUY IT AND WEAR IT.

Get the Joke: BE THE JOKE!

... that's not a great slogan -- I'm going to have to work on that ...

Doug said...

"Get the Joke: BE THE JOKE!

... that's not a great slogan -- I'm going to have to work on that ..."

And if you work on it real hard, maybe it'll be a good proverb and end up on Dan's next post!

SJ Camp said...
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SJ Camp said...

To TeamPyro:

I thought the blogosphere was the last unadulterated bastion of uncorrupted expression of ideas, thoughts, bloviations, dialogue, etc. - and for the Christian, to represent clear biblical worldview thinking from the nexus of reformed theology, free from the retail ploys of the merchandisers?

I honestly thought this was a joke too. You mean it is not--that this is for real? "Tell me it ain't so $erpico?"

You know what I already think...
C@mpi

PS - How much are the coffee mugs again? :-)

centuri0n said...

Campi:

So you're saying we should sell the blog content and give the t-shirts and mugs away as, um, promotional items?

For you, I'll make a deal -- I'll trade you a mug or stein for a backlist CD. I'll even autograph the mug if you're into that sort of thing -- maybe I could ship it around and get all the Pyros to sign it if you would be willing to give each of us a CD. Just don't call my bookstore and tell my wife you're the blonde from Nashville looking for me.

ib.carlos said...

Frank: Aw, Maaan! That is just not cool about the phone call form the blond thing; but, Kudos to you for your magnanimous response to it, AND Thrice the Kudos for being willing to give your prosperous(?) blog the ax for your Better Half!!!

¡SBGTFA!

SJ Camp said...

The stein definitely and please autograph it for me. Who knows, one of you guys may turn out to be famous one day, win a Dove Award, CBA store of the year, etc. I only wish you had pencils, thermos, pens, or a teampyro iPod--very cool and football blankets; and bobble head of Phil.

Let me know which CD's... and it's a done deal.

C@mpi