When we first put up the junk shop, there was a somewhat-noisy cry for the most-obviously missing item: flip-top lighters.
Our e-tail partner (cafepress.com) has about 100 different items they can put your graphics on, but lighters ain't one of the items. Apparently they have some safety-fascist code of ethics that will not allow them to sell any products related to the tobacco industry. This makes me sad.
However, I have found a vendor who can source the lighters and customize them, but (and this will make you sad) they will retail at
So let the wondering about lighters cease; if I can get 50 people to say, "yes, I want one", and then get all 50 of them to pre-pay for the lighters, we can get some of these made.
Now back to your wrangling about theology.