16 January 2009

Where is he right now?

43 comments:

Doug McMasters said...

Answering email. Last I heard of Phil, he had 300+ to reply to.

Daniel said...

I say he is in Cognito, wherever that is.

Tom Chantry said...

Hopefully he's not in Effigy. I hear people can get lit up there.

Adrian Warnock said...

Not in London, I am sure of that. We all know when hes here!

steve said...

He's not in Coherent, because he's been doing a great job of clarifying Calvinism over at Pulpit magazine.

Jonathan Hunt said...

I heard that he was in Cahoots. But who with, I could not speculate.

Johnny Dialectic said...

Cutting Dan Kimball's hair?

DJP said...

Wherever he is, I trust he's In propria persona.

Kevin Rhyne said...

More likely he's just in Absentia, the place where others post for him.

CR said...

He is working on the new ESV MacArthur Study Bible which will be published very soon and I will get a free Calf-leather bound copy signed by John MacArthur himself.

Barbara said...

Sunglasses? Check. Flower print shirt? Check.

Hawaii.

- or -

Ghostwriting the Obama Inaugural Prayer.

Dave .... said...

How about at the Calvin's Legacy conference at Westminster, Escodido.

http://www.wscal.edu/blog/conference2009/index.php

Sharon said...

Barbara: Sunglasses? Check. Flower print shirt? Check.

Hawaii.


Do you really think Phil would take Wrigley over Darlene to Hawaii??

A Musician by Grace

wordsmith said...

I think he went sledding again like last year, and is buried in a snow drift.

I'm sure he's snowed under something or other.

James said...

From the way he's dressed, I'd have to guess that he's in San Diego for one reason or another.

....oh, wait, someone already guessed he'd be in Escondido, so looks like I was beaten to the punch =p.

Carl said...

Is this a trick question?

Also, is the the beginning of the blog's version of "Where's Waldo?"?

Carol Jean said...

If that truly is a Hawaiian shirt shirt, then perhaps he's channeling Rick Warren and the inaugural ghost-writing theory may have some substance...

Carol Jean said...

.....and perhaps he's delivering the Obamas dog....

Fred Butler said...

At the moment, I think he is sitting up in his office playing an old version of Wolfenstein.

Frank Turk said...

I hate it when he does that.

James said...

Older versisions of Wolfenstein are fine for some fun anachronistic nazi-blasting, but if you want a more realistic picture of what happens when Rob Bell channels the dead, the Phil would be better off playing "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" =p.

Solameanie said...

Some guesses:

1. Negotiating with In-and-Out Burger in advance of the Shepherd's Conference

2. Heading up an intervention program with some Emergent Church leaders in an effort to clean up their language.

3. Knowing his love of ingesting oddities from around the globe, he might be in Surinam to make frog legs from the toads found there.

4. Getting ready to release two books of his own via Harvest House - "The Dos and Don'ts of Blog Administration" and "Keeping Peace Between Evidentialists, Presuppositionalists and Those Who Ride the Fence."

5. Visiting the Emergent Village incognito to hawk Frank's new Po-Motivators T-Shirts.

donsands said...

"Blog or Alive"?

I hope he's not blog.

Matt said...
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Matt said...

In Fralapsarian?

Al said...

Resting his fingers for the work to come... Gene Robinson getting ready to sorta pray dontcha know.

al sends

Stefan said...

I hope he's not in Capacitated....

Stefan said...

Didn't he finish his work on MacArthur's latest book recently, or some such thing? He's probably recovering now, and catching up with other things, such as answering email (Doug McMasters' suggestion).

James said...

Al, channeling gene robinson is just scary.....ew!

Kevin Rhyne said...

...and suddenly "Where is he right now?" takes on a whole new meaning...

Tom Chantry said...

Matt wins.

Ebeth said...

Multitasking: editing with one hand while answering e-mail with the other.

greglong said...

I've always thought Phil was in Famous.

Dusty Bottoms: What does that mean, "In-famous?"

Ned Nederlander: [chuckling condescendingly] Oh, Dusty. "In-famous" is when you're MORE than famous. This man [Phil Johnson] is not just famous; he's IN-famous.

Dan said...

He isn't cutting my hair. But you are close. I am cutting his hair. And he is getting a full make-over. No more Hawaiin shirts but he will soon have an entirely new style and we are removing the Spurgeon-styled beard too. He will look 15 years younger. It will be amazing.

Dr. Paul W. Foltz said...

Maybe he's at a King James Only Conference getting straighten out.

DJP said...

(Frank - you were NOT supposed to SAY anything about that!)

Chris Dean said...

I do think Phil's in London, secretly traveling between there and Escondido, being groomed to be the next pastor in the Metropolitan Tabernacle - filling the pulpit once held by the likes of Rippon, Gill, and Spurgeon, as well as the current pastor (an outstanding teacher, IMHO), Peter Masters.

If not, anyone want to start the Facebook petition drive? :)

Phil Johnson said...

I'm home alone.

Darlene's father started radiation treatment this week. So she went to spend some time with her parents in the Midwest. Wrigley and I are muddling our way through until she gets home tomorrow night.

Anyone know the best way to get Fudgsicle stains off a white corduroy couch?

Ian Hall said...

"Anyone know the best way to get Fudgsicle stains off a white corduroy couch?"


Is that a theological question ?

Daryl and Pam said...

It will be when Darlene gets home...

Frank Turk said...

My wife & I thought that last comment was worth 4 years of blogging. Nice job.

bassicallymike said...

"Anyone know the best way to get Fudgsicle stains off a white corduroy couch?"

Blame da dog!

Gilbert said...

Can I be a little, um, uncharacteristically unsilly and pray for Darlene's dad? Actually, I just did, and encourage others to do the same. Cancer is no fun.