25 January 2007

Phillips Jumps Shark

by Fang Turk

Dan had no comments for the press.

I had other headlines I wanted to play here, but I got voted down in the "green room". Apparently "Phil Johnson had ny alien love child" is too racy for this blog.


7 comments:

UncleNut said...

Oh, the struggle! I want "first comment" dibs, but I can't even think of what to say. Are there words...?

UncleNut said...

And not to make TOO much of what I assume to be a typo, "ny alien love child" brings to mind pics of Hilla the Hun.

Jonathan Moorhead said...

I'm sure "ny" refers to New York . . . right, Frank?
It all makes perfect sense: New York alien love child.

wordsmith said...

Now if someone were really cool, he'd have glow-in-the-dark fangs rather than the pedestrian white kind.

Mark said...

wait, who canceled the story about Phil having Franks love child?

Enquiring minds want to know: when are the adults coming back?

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C.T. Lillies said...

Wow. All of this and spam too.

"New York alien love child."

Thats kinda like saying 'hot water heater' isn't Jonathan?

Josh
"...the word of God is not bound."
--2 Timothy 2:9