Pyromaniacs: Turk not Baptist! Certificate tests as PHONY!!

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25 January 2007

Turk not Baptist! Certificate tests as PHONY!!

by Dan "Try to Top Me, Will You?" Phillips

Turk, confronted with phony baptism certificate, feigns incredulity

Labels: Dan Phillips

14 Comments:

Kim:: Oh my. This brings new meaning to "Boys Will be Boys."

When will the spitting contest commence?; 2:17 PM, January 25, 2007
Steve:: In my line of work, I've seen bouts of extremely offbeat creativity help to unleash some really great writing.

At this present rate, I think it's safe to predict that within the next few days we'll see a profound and memorable post or two.; 2:46 PM, January 25, 2007
Kaffinator:: Yes, but then ... nothing ... for weeks! I don't think I can handle this. I'm having withdrawls and the needle's not even out yet.

At least we can rest easy, knowing that Dan and Frank are already making these last few moments count.; 3:28 PM, January 25, 2007
rick:: that's too good - i'm going to have to steal that picture for something ...; 3:40 PM, January 25, 2007
Bryan:: This is becoming crazier and crazier with each passing moment. I don't know about everyone else, but I'm throughly enjoying the trend!; 6:17 PM, January 25, 2007
centuri0n:: Notice that those fangs aren't plastic.

BTW, I haven't seen the BatBoy since I debated Brian Flemming. It's nice to know what a small world Dan lives in.; 6:35 PM, January 25, 2007
DJP:: Blustery, but ultimately weak.

4.3; 6:52 PM, January 25, 2007
centuri0n:: See: one can;t reply to a dig like that without upping the ante to "expensive", and rather than do that I'll just point out that the readers of my blog have rightly classed Team Pyro as follows:

Phil: Batman
Dan: Boy Wonder
Frank: Alfred
Pecadillo: Catwoman

The last one came via e-mail, and I'm not telling who said it.; 7:27 PM, January 25, 2007
~Mark:: LOL!!; 8:03 PM, January 25, 2007
Garet Pahl:: Is it just me or is there an uncanny resemblance between Cent's incredulous reaction and that of the Madame Speaker during the State of the Union the other night...; 8:50 PM, January 25, 2007
Robert Ivy:: I've just gotta say that is one scary picture. Truly a face only a mother could love.; 12:15 AM, January 26, 2007
goodnightsafehome:: An excuse to hibernate?
Billy Sunday once said that an excuse is the skin of a reason, stuffed with a lie.; 3:04 AM, January 26, 2007
DJP:: Ohhh, don't tempt me, you Garet, you!; 4:23 AM, January 26, 2007
Mark:: But he looks like a baptist, especially if the "drinking resolution" is brought up.

Well, that is how the other pastors reacted Monday at the associational pastor meet and feed.; 8:50 AM, January 26, 2007

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