14 March 2007

All-DJP/All-the-time Week Continues (women and children hardest hit)

by Dan Phillips

Okay, fine, if no one else will post, I will! We'll just have a Dan-a-palooza!

Carson! Carson! Carson! You asked for Carson online sermon/lecture resources. Here are a few great ones.
Waltke! Waltke! Waltke! Eminent OT scholar Dr. Bruce K. Waltke was the W. H. Griffith Thomas Memorial lecturer at Dallas Theological Seminary this year, and spoke on preaching from Proverbs. You can get his lectures HERE, and I recommend them. (You can also read a rant of mine on one or two aspects of it if you like, here.) More Waltke talks on Proverbs are available HERE and HERE

DJP! DJP! DJP! (Hm, doesn't really have that same "boom" factor.) Sacramento area Pyros: in case you care, I'm to preach at Soaring Oaks Presbyterian Church this Sunday. I plan to bring a message from the book of Proverbs. Service is at 10:30am. Here are directions. You'd be welcome.

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13 comments:

SolaMeanie said...

Dan,

You need to post something really controversial, such as alternate methods of wielding a meat chub to bring Arminians into submission. Maybe rewriting the words to "A Single Desultory Philippic, Or How I Was Robert MacNamara'd Into Submission" as an Emergent Church anthem.

You get the idea. I am certain that will at least provoke a post out of Frank.

Webmaster said...

Hey, Dan. Here's another site with tons of D.A. Carson links:

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DJP said...

Hmmm... meat chubs....

DJP said...

Ooh, coolio, webmaster. That merits an update.

étrangère said...

Dan, may 2 Cor 3.18 be happening as you preach God's word this Sunday. I wonder though why d'you invite Pyros from the area to desert the churches of which they're members for that Sunday? I'm sure they'd all love to meet you, but seems a wierd take on church?

DJP said...

Exactly, strangergirl, that's PRECISELY what I'm aiming at: wholesale abandonment! Empty churches! Pastors, blinking back tears, while our church bursts at the seams! That's IT! Bwahhh hahahaha......

(Oh, that's right, here I have to say this: that was just a joke.)

Jeremy Weaver said...

Do they know you're not reformed?

4given said...

DJP! DJP! DJP! wrote: (Oh, that's right, here I have to say this: that was just a joke.)

Ah... good job. Ummmm, you wouldn't want to make anyone think you were a meanie.

(this is where one should strategically place a smiley face)

:-)

DJP said...

Jeremy -- Shhh-h-h-h!

Even So... said...

Go Calvidispiebaptogelical Go!

étrangère said...

Aha! So maybe your preaching at that church is the controversial announcement that solameanie was looking for. And you're calling for a non-Reformed meat-chub wielding army to back you up. Yikes! (Btw, I still haven't got what a meat chub is. Yes, I do know the whole thing about them round here - but I'm not American: what IS a frozen meat chub? What's a chub??)

DJP said...

Yes, strangeredheadedgirl, once again, uncannily on target! Armies of chub-wielding, church-abandoning, non-Reformed zombies, hanging on every word.

And, on that subject, I give you... meat chubs.

étrangère said...

=-z people EAT that curiously packaged substance? There are stranger than me around here... (P.S. Belgium sends greetings and asks that you pray for it gospel-wise. Well, sadly it doesn't ask, but I do. You could lead church in praying for it tomorrow :-))